March 2012
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Ashley and I are going to buy vibrators because...
This is our relationship.
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Me: What I don't understand is why this whole birth control deal is even a thing, right now.
Ashley: Well it's more about it not being covered by insurance--
Me: Which is ridiculous, why is this even a fight right now? It's 2012.
Ashley: Well Rick Santorum is bringing it back to Jesus and religion. God wants people to pro-create so we shouldn't be stopping it.
Me: Church and State shouldn't even be combining...I don't understand...
Ashley: And I'm like, "God ain't payin' no insurance bills so..."
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truck-sweat replied to your post: truck-sweat liked your post: you said you have a…
dumb as fuck
fucking, word.
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truck-sweat liked your post: you said you have a fat ass? really?
Like, how can someone even question why I would say that..
Anonymous asked: you are honestly an amazing beautiful person. I've gone anon a couple times and everytime you have been real, nice and caring even though you don't know who I am. Thank you
Anonymous asked: you said you have a fat ass? really?
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I hope I wake up in a better mood because holy jesus.
Anonymous asked: what was the last date you went on?
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So I started an advice blog. →
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I was the 'fad' friend.
lol everyone forgot about me~*
I honestly do not care about anyone’s feelings anymore.
none of you even feel like my friends anymore. guess i became irrelevant. i was a fad. an internet meme that was funny for a month or two. i was rebecca black’s ‘friday’.
I have purged you from my life. Good riddance.
“I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is...”
– Unknown (via dirtylittlestylewhoree)
Don’t talk about how much you hate body shaming and then inadvertently body shame.
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“Je suis fucking mean.”
– my roommate’s answer to her teacher when asked ‘are you nice or mean?’ in french.
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I should just date Robert Sheehan.
One of my best friends posted this
myawfullybigadventure:
You never know how much you truly love your friends until one of them gets hit by a car
I only know this person in passing sort of, but I was so sad and worried when it happened!
February 2012
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You are the static before a record plays, Each snap and crackle is a word you have said to make someone else laugh, Each scratch is the number of times I have said your name, And it’s a long time until the first note starts to play. It is only saxophones until your voice comes in. But I know how much you love the saxophone.
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So I started an advice blog. →
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barboon fundgenson.
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Sometimes I am laying in the dark and a song will come on that will remind me of who it is I want to be. She is sitting in the backseat of a truck at night and it is calm and balmy outside. Warm breezes hit her hair and the overhead street lights are tinged orange. She is smaller than me, but I am not sure of how much. She is tired from a night of simplicity and walking through some kind of woodsy...
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Heartbeats - Jose Gonzalez
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
thesleepyphotog:
This would be wildly entertaining, if anyone actually participated…
galvatron:
Being in a relationship with someone who wants all of the same exact things you do and is willing to work 110% just as you are to obtain all of these things makes life a ridiculous amount easier and happier
I don’t know how many times I want to scream at people “don’t settle”